A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away….

It was a period of musical blight. Bob Mazalin, striking from St. Ignatius H.S., put together his first band, the Electras (hey it sounded cool back in the 70’s but, frankly, it was because one of the guys in the band loaded most of the gear into his Electra deuce and a quarter!). After a few years of battling the Galactic Empire, we broke up.

During the battles, we managed to steal the secret plan to ROCK ‘n’ ROLL. I formed a band named Celebrate to carry on the fight! This band had enough power to destroy a whole neighborhood.

Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents (unfortunately NOT women OR record label people), I added a horn section and we became Goldcoast, custodians of the secret plan for ROCK ‘n’ ROLL, and we raced to save the people and restore ROCK ‘n’ ROLL to the galaxy. But, as things go, we broke up….

It was a dark time for ROCK ‘n’ ROLL. Although I had the plan, Imperial troops had driven musicians from their homes and chased them all over the country.
Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters, led by …. ME, established a new secret band in the remote world of Bridgeport named Justyn Kase!

The evil lord, obsessed with destroying the plan, dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of……

Several of the members ran away in fear, but I returned to my home base of Bridgeport, and with the help of Tim we evaded the clutches of the Evil gangster, Pizza the Hutt!, and Justyn Kase continued on and brought ROCK ‘n’ ROLL to the Galaxy!
Now the adventures of the Mad Poets begin….